WHEEEE!!!

Thursday, April 23, 2009

 

HollOywood.

Word of the Day: Holloywood.

If you can't spot the mistake, then you're dumb. Like it's quite obvious eh? Guess who spelt it..... The Oh-so-Magnificent(though not as magnificent as me) Leong Yan Yi. Smartness spelt Hollywood as Holloywood. Such wonderful spelling!

Ok, I'm supposed to be at tuition now or at least studying for chemistry test, which is tomorrow. But the inner pig in me is acting up right now, refusing to get my big fat blob of an ass off the chair. Oh well, I still HAVE to go for tuition anyway. Cos I'm the Kumon Baby(as according to mag). LOL.

Beatrice the future America's Next Top Model or better still, the cover girl of FHM.
She is DEMURE and FEMININE. WOW. Such potential model qualities within her.

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Wednesday, April 15, 2009

 

ftw!

ftw!

Cabby: Freaky Tin's Wife! (to Mabel) Ha!
Me: Ok, I knew but just for kicks. Fuck The What! HAHAHAHAHA!
Sophia: FUCK THE WORLD! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


There's like this sudden obsession over BO YANG. Which is so utterly lame and not funny. DeeDumDum(name has been changed to coughcertaincough reasons) the gummy bear has been decolourised, broken into half and on the floor due to heavy torrential rains when we last checked. So here's an obituary for it.



Obituary:



Name: DeeDumDum the Gummy Bear

D.O.B: 7th April 2009

Characteristics: Orange, Chewy(LOL), Teddy-Bear Shaped, Being squashed in between a twine and a CD(poor thing)

Day of Death: 15th April 2009 (Saddening, only 1 week and 1 day old)

Family Members: Fellow Gummy Bears, Beanz.


Please pray for DeeDumDum the Gummy Bear that he/she/it might meet God in Heaven. In a whole body. And for it's family members that they would be able to cope with the grief of losing DeeDumDum, especially it is such a gruesome death.
LOL.

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Monday, April 13, 2009

 

Happy Birthday Mummy!


HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUMMY!
I just realised that I don't have any pictures with mummy alone! ): That's so saddening. But oh well, I can take some with her. Someday. :B

Anyway, today was such a retarded/awesome/fun day! I finally got my new phone. YAY! It's like super thin. And it came with complimentary tickets to some person's concert. So I gave it to my parents since I totally don't care. See? I'm such a nice daughter! But sadly, I can't like transfer songs since my computer is so lao-kok-kok.

Mummy bought me an ELMO shirt. To fulfil the inner kid within me. She called me childish for saying that shirt was cute! I saw a woman who was dressed head to toe in PURPLE. Pretty much like me yesterday but at least I had some body parts which were not covered in purple. Mummy told me to go and ask her to be my godmother. Since we both like purple so much.
And my dad is so blur! He stood waiting at J8 for don't know where for like half an hour. We didn't even know where he was so we just went home so he was standing there. OMG! Dammit funnaye!


Me, mum & sis: -Walking home. Just underneath our block-
Suddenly, mummy gets a call.
Mum: "Hello?"
Dad:"Where are you all?"
Mum:"We are walking home already. Just underneath the block."
Dad:"Oh really? I waiting for you guys at J8, don't know where you go. You all go home already?"
Mum:"HAHAHAH. Yeah, we go home already."

HAHAHA. My dad so funny! Didn't realise that we weren't coming after half an hour. Bet he was reading his book again!

Moral of the story:"Don't read a book when waiting for someone."

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Sunday, April 12, 2009

 

Happy Birthday Charyl!





HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHARYL LEE JIA JIN!
You are finally 15! One more year till you can get jailed watch NC16 movies! It's been fun having a mushroom like you for a friend. And all the movies that you watched with me. Ok, actually not alot. About 3 only? And thanks for all the fun times we had. I'm not going to list them ALL out cos it would take pretty much forever. And now we are in different classes cos you went to take Romeo&Juliet and I took Hitler. So happy birthday to you and remember not to eat too much cake so that you wouldn't get fat. Your present would have to wait till....... someday.


ANYWAY, on a side note(HA! I refuse to let charyl have one post to herself). Was watching TV and David Archuleta was on and he was so retarded!

"Hello everybody! I'm David Archuleta and you are watching Prime Time Morning. Guess who is the special guest on the show later? -pauses for a moment- ME!"

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Saturday, April 11, 2009

 

Britney? Dad? No link.

:O

My dad is playing Britney Spears songs! XAMAGA! I was damn shocked. Halfway through using the computer, I hear Britney Spears songs blaring through my dad's laptop. Didn't know my dad was so hip eh? Especially since this afternoon when he wanted to watch 'The Golden Years' which was showing on Channel8. Gosh!

Not bad, not bad at all. My dad is starting to catch up with the 21st century. After 9 years, FINALLY some progress. Though still abit lag, but not bad, have improvement. Ha!

Red Flesh Imp bag! Burnin Hot! I wanna buy!
-hints to claudia to go with me and buy bag. AGAIN-

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Friday, April 10, 2009

 

Lesbian Alert!

Went out with Claudia today to buy my new school bag. Which is PURPLE with POLKA DOTS! :D HAHAHAHA. Which is like gay shitzos but I'm gay anyway? :O

But now, I feel like buying the RED one from Flesh Imp(or whatever spelling). Though I prefer the orange one, but since Beatrice has that. I shall not act copy her and buy the red one.

I bought gay and bimbotic stuff too! OMG. I cannot believe I actually did that. My parents were making fun of my froggie necklace! ): Apparently, I'm engaged to the other person who has the other frog? OMG! I turned LESBIAN! :O :O :O nah, just kidding only.

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Thursday, April 9, 2009

 

Angels or Devils

Angels or Devils- Dishwalla


this is the last time
that I'm ever gonna come here tonight
this is the last time - I will fall
into a place that fails us all - inside

I can see the pain in you
I can see the love in you
but fighting all the demons will take time
it will take time

the angels they burn inside for us
are we ever
are we ever gonna learn to fly
the devils they burn inside of us
are we ever gonna come back down
come around
I'm always gonna worry about the things that could make us cold

this is the last time
that I'm ever gonna give in tonight
are there angels or devils crawling here?
I just want to know what blurs and what is clear - to see

still I can see the pain in you
and I can see the love in you
and fighting all the demons will take time
it will take time

the angels they burn inside for us
are we ever
are we ever gonna learn to fly
the devils they burn inside of us
are we ever gonna come back down - come around
I'm always gonna worry about the things that could break us

if I was to give in - give it up
- and then
take a breath - make it deep
cause it might be the last one you get
be the last one
that could make us cold
you know that they could make us cold
I'm always gonna worry about the things that could make us cold



Pretty cool song. Though it sounds kind of emo and stuff, and the band does look emo. But the lyrics are meaningful, well at least to me that is.


Pick-up lines are SUPER cheesy! Almost made me gag today.

"Is your father a terrorist? Cos you are the BOMB!"

"Life without you is like a broken pencil. It's pointless!"

Charlyn doesn't like guys with chest hair! HAHAHAHAHA. So any guy who likes her should go and get their chest hair waxed. :O O.U.C.H.

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Thursday, April 2, 2009

 

Can't draw for nuts? Draw 3.

Quotes of the day:

"Jia Xian can't draw for(four) nuts, she can draw three nuts"

"Cute is BIG head, SMALL body."

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009

 

O Captain, My Captain


This movie is like absolutely the WORST movie that I have watched in my whole entire life. It's like even much worse than MAMMA MIA, which I thought that nothing could get worst than that. I'd rather watch like 5 Mamma Mia then watch this loser movie again.

And it's like supposed to be a comedy. But guess what? I didn't even laugh throughout the entire movie. Like am I supposed to laugh when the guy rolls on the floor because he is too fat? This kind of comedy is like 3rd grade comedy.

I cannot actually believe that I spent $6 on this lousy movie, and wasted like 1 hour of my life just to watch this mentally challenged.

Like seriously, this show sucks to the max man. I have no idea why anyone would like this movie. It's like the epitome of suckish! Nobody in the right mine would actualy watch this movie AND enjoy it.



Gosh, I needed to get it out from my system. Anyway, today was April's Fool Day! And my class played a prank on Miss Ng. Well, we wanted to play it on Mr Wong and Miss Rockey but both of them didn't come to school. Spoilers! But anyway, it was like really damn cool and we are like the coolest class in like the history of classes. :D

We turned our tables around so that it was facing the noticeboard instead of the whiteboard. Then we locked the front door to prevent Ms Ng from coming through the front door and spoiling the fun. So when she came in, she was like laughing cos obviously she knew that it was a prank. Then the monitor said "Class Stand", then all of us one by one stood on our table, copying this show called Dead Poets' Society which Ms Ng showed us on like Monday. And then we greeted her by saying "O Captain, My Captain", which again was from the show, then we started cheering like crazy like after standing on the table and after greeting her. And Miss Tan said that we were very noisy. Then anyway, Ms Ng all of a sudden said "Oh, I forgot to tell you all. Today have comprehension test." And like the gullible students that we were, we believed it. And then she started laughing and then we realised that we were being pranked by her. Then she said that we were going to do oral, and we all knew that it was real. But being the people that we are, we obviously say that it was April Fool's joke. So that's the end of our class joke! YAY!

But anyway, i made cards today! As in like playing cards, but not like poker cards. Cos at first we were playing poker cards, like in the corner. But because it's like illegal in school or something, couldn't play. So created our very own cards to play. Then went like RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE CLASS IN THE MIDDLE THERE LIKE IN FRONT OF MONITORS AND EVERYBODY and started playing. Cos it was technically legal cos they were technically NOT poker cards. But they still were, but anyone who saw it wouldn't recognize it cos have like our own way of reading it. And then the relief teacher walked in, and all of us just like look at her while playing our cards. And then went like "Oh. Teacher here." without like panicking to hide away the evidence or anything, which was like dammit funny and cool. :D

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Thursday, March 12, 2009

 

Sorry, I'm not gay.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. saw this on charyl's blog and it was so retarded that i laughed for 5 minutes straight and decided i HAD to post it so that i can laugh at it in the future. :D and whatever guy is holding that thing, its not a personal attack. its just so damn FUNNAYE!
it was for mrs cheong farewell assembly. which rocks like XAMAGA! cos like 3UNITY is so just AWESOME and ENTHUS and we were cheering and screaming away and STOOD UP to support XINLING's performance which was so damn COOL and that later other classes copy us and stand up! we just rock your socks and your toes and everything! :D
and when that RETARDED THING was turned to the behind classes, our class, went NO!!!! HAHAHA. which was just SO DAMN RETARDED. cos they kept doing that like SO MANY GAZILLION TIMES that we just kept going NO!!!! even during performances. but it was meant for MRS CHEONG.
"By the second performance I was already going to cry, but I turned and saw people proposing to me, I couldn't help but giggle." -Mrs Cheong
TODAY WAS SO RETARDED! LAUGHED TILL STOMACH PAIN CAN! :D

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Friday, January 23, 2009

 

CNY Celebrations.


today was a HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY DAY! :D see the smile on the toe? :D reminds me of sec one where i like to draw on my leg and hand. HAHAHAHA. :D
LION DANCE WAS A DISAPPOINTMENT! >:( unpro lion dancers. make me so happy for nothing! poot! ):

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Wednesday, January 14, 2009

 

The way of Nerdism

hohoho. i feel so nerdy now as a sec3. im like actually doing my homework and listening to teachers when they teach and actually quite enthu in answering questions! :O omg, soon, you will see yam jia xian pinning up her fringe, buttoning up her blouse, putting her belt VERY VERY VERY high, her pinafore length would be at her ankles, and her socks would be pulled so high that they look like the hockey socks. :O IMAGINE THAT! :D but thats not gonna happen for quite some time. :D at least i think so...... :/

and i feel so smart that im helping people from triple science do their maths question. -proceeds to breathe in all the glory before being snapped back to reality that im not a triple science student- hahahah. i feel so smart. and so geek. and soon, i will be coming up with mathematical theories like I = P/√3(Vl cos(f)) or I = P/3(Vp cos(f))... hahahaha. actually i dont know what that is at all. just trying to act be pro.

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Tuesday, December 30, 2008

 

Which Backstreet Boy Is Gay

Which Backstreet Boy is Gay

HAWHAWHAW! CLAU SEAH. YOUR BSB EH! :D

Yeah
we are one fire,
we have desires,
but one is that way,
one backstreet boy is gay,
but we don't want to be mean
since now he's a queen
don't ask please
which back street boy is gay,
tell me who?
ain't saying that its AJ,
tell me who?
ain't saying that it Howie
tell me who,
i never wanna hear you say,
which Backstreet boy is gay

now i can see him,
he's in womens clothes,
but he don't need an IUD, yeah
he likes Village People,
he's playing croquet,
his dog is a pekinese

he is on fire,
his back, perspires
won't say, won't say won't say,
WHO'S GAY?!

he's always saying,
ain't nothing but a butt ache
ain't nothing but a fruit cake
i never wanna hear you say (i don't wanna hear you say)
which one of us is gay,
tell me who?
ain't saying that it's Brian,
WHY tell me who?
ain't saying Nick or Kevin,
tell me who,
he's baking up a souffle,
which backstreet boy is gay....

OK we're ALL gay

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Sunday, December 28, 2008

 

BEANZ!


BEANZXZXZX!

omg, we look like SERIOUSLY RETARDED.
and sophia lin looks like the girl from MONSTER INC. HAWHAWHAW!
I LOVE THE BEAR :D

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Thursday, December 25, 2008

 

Christmas!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!
YES! ITS CHRISTMAS.
and i spent my day.... seeing the doctor. :/
cos ive got this freaking XAMAGA lump at my ear lobe so i went to see the doctor.
which means i missed christmas service and stuff. ):

and i have a STALKER on christmas. :O
she will stalk me EVERY CHRISTMAS.
its a tradition. HAHAHAHAHA. :D
so RETARDED can. LOL.

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Friday, November 28, 2008

 

NC3 FTW!


nc3! :D
dtc over. minicomp over.
won the most energetic group. :/ and i was like damn sleep can.
yanyi take my most sunshine group! unfair! ):
and the funniest comment ever...
"Leader the voice very TLC, but the face the same one."
OMG! MADE THE WHOLE ROOM LAUGH!
SO EMBARASSING!
TLC is Tender Loving Care.
ME? TENDER LOVING CARE?
WHATTHEHECK. and my face does not coordinate with my voice. LOL.

GREAT JOB TO ESTHER, MABEL AND SOPHIA!
YOU GUYS DESERVE TOP3! :D

next up, BN!
DIE DIE!

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Monday, November 10, 2008

 

Ding, Dong, Ditch!



was reading shennel's blog.
and started laughing like siao when i read what we tried to do at kim's house.
i tell you its damn funny lah.

we(me, nel, deb) were outside's kim's house.
and we decided to ding dong ditch kim.
shennel stood downstairs, and debbie went up.
and i went up after debbie.
and this was what was heard....

DINGDONG......
PIAKPIAKPIAKPIAKPIAKPIAKPIAKPIAKPIAKPIAKPIAKPIAK
PIAKPIAKPIAKPIAKPIAKPIAKPIAKPIAKPIAKPIAK
PIAKPIAKPIAKPIAKPIAKPIAKPIAKPIAK

we are SO GOOD at ding dong ditch.
we are just PROS man. :D

ok lah. the baby pic has like no link with what happen other than its laughing.
i dont know, i just had this urge of putting baby's picture lah.
PAEDOPHILE ALERT! :O

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Sunday, September 28, 2008

 

The Oscars

ACTORS:
LEE GUI XIAN
YAM JIA XIAN
ONG WEI YUN
LEE QIAN YI

CAMERA CREW:
TEO MEI QI

AND SPECIAL GUEST:
SARAH TAN/ or known as SARAHAIYA acting as SARAH THE LOSER

AND NOW... THE MOVIE PREMIERE OF SARAH THE LOSER!!!! :D
DIRECTOR'S CUT
EDITOR'S CUT

FINAL PRODUCT!

wasn't that movie just simply wonderful?

DISCLAIMER
ALL CHARACTERS IN THIS MOVIE ARE PURELY FICTIONAL
ANYTHING SIMILARITY TO REAL LIFE IS JUST PURE COINCIDENCE.

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Wednesday, September 3, 2008

 

Happy Birthday Weiyun!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WEIYUN! :D

you must grow taller and look down on me! haha. :D
here's the chipmunk version of HAPPY BIRTHDAY for you.
hahas. :D

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Tuesday, September 2, 2008

 

Movie: Wall-E

watched WALLE yesterday night. :D
sophia's bro is damn funny can! :D
BABA is a SUSPICIOUS ARTICLE! :D
watched TAKING 5 today.
cos i was damn bored and i was listening to click 5 song.
but whatever.
not bad lah. quite funny. :D

BOBBLEHEAD!!!! :D

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